Wives Quotes

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer Simpson

An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Ben Shahn

Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Homer Simpson

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Ilie Nastase

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
Ken Dodd

We just disappointed 10 billion people. Not counting the ex-wives.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal

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