Women Quotes

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Emo Philips

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"
Sigmund Freud

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Elayne Boosler

Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

Mike Binder

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Ilie Nastase

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