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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the
police
because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Ilie Nastase
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most
dangerous
plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche
If
women
didn't exist, all the
money
in the world would have no meaning.
Aristoteles Onassis
Can you imagine a
world
without
men
? No
crime
and lots of happy fat
women
.
Nicole Hollander
Now that
women
are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
Bill Vaughan
If
women
were meant to play
football
,
God
would have put their
tits
somewhere else.
Gordon Sinclair
Every woman should marry an archaeologist because she grows increasingly attractive to him as she grows increasingly to resemble a ruin.
Agatha Christie
Beauty
: The
power
by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a
husband
.
Ambrose Bierce
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