Women Quotes

How do you write woman so well? - I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.
Jack Nicholson

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Every woman should marry an archaeologist because she grows increasingly attractive to him as she grows increasingly to resemble a ruin.
Agatha Christie

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.

Beauty: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce

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