Women Quotes

If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.

A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.

Anonymous

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Clint Eastwood

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.

Karl Marx

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
Orson Welles

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney

Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
Wernher von Braun

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

Roseanne

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