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If
women
were meant to play
football
,
God
would have put their
tits
somewhere else.
Gordon Sinclair
A successful man is one who can earn more
money
than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
Anonymous
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Clint Eastwood
Anyone who knows anything of
history
knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
Karl Marx
There are three intolerable things in
life
- cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited
women
.
Orson Welles
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney
Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine
women
pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
Wernher von Braun
Women
complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Roseanne
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