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Children are remarkable for their intelligence and ardour, for their curiosity and tolerance of shams, the clarity and ruthlessness of their vision.

Aldous Huxley       
George Bernard Shaw
Alcohol is a very necessary article ... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

George Bernard Shaw       
A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!

Al Bundy       
Napoleon
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Napoleon       
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I do not know myself and God forbid that I should.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe       
Douglas Adams©
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Douglas Adams       





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