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William Somerset Maugham
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

William Somerset Maugham       
Woody Allen©
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen       
I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?

Homer Simpson       
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
To be content with little is hard; to be content with much, impossible.

Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach       
Mel Brooks©
Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Mel Brooks       
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

Homer Simpson       





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