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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

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Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.

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Muhammad Ali
I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.

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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

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Mahatma Gandhi
Where there is love there is life.

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Danny Glover©
I'm too old for this shit!

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