Relation Quotes

10 quotes about relations

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relation. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing, too.

Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.

To love someone is to identify with them.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.