Relation Quotes

10 quotes about relations

Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relation. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing, too.

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.

To love someone is to identify with them.

Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.