Top 20 Relationship Quotes

Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.

To love someone is to identify with them.

Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Every woman should marry an archaeologist because she grows increasingly attractive to him as she grows increasingly to resemble a ruin.

Relationship QuotesTop 20 Quotes about Relationships