If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
Wernher von Braun
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
There are three reasons why lawyers are replacing rats as laboratory research animals. One is that they are plentiful, another is that lab assistants don't get so attached to them and the third is that they will do things that you just can't get rats to do.