Rum Quotes

8 quotes about rum

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and Holy Ghost on drums.

I never give them [the public] hell. I just tell the truth, and they think it is hell.

Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

Hand: A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.

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