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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Emo Philips       
Marcy's niece? She must be from the unfeathered side of the family!

Al Bundy       
Voltaire
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Voltaire       
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

Aldous Huxley       
Winston Churchill
I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Winston Churchill       
Mark Twain
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

Mark Twain       




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