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Michael O'Leary©
I believe hiring consultants is an abdication by management of their responsibilities. If the consultant is so good at managing change, then why not hire him to run the company and do it himself?

Michael O'Leary       
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself.

Al Bundy       
Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once.

Homer Simpson       
Michael O'Leary©
Every idiot who gets fired in the industry shows up as a consultant somewhere. I would shoot any consultant who came through my door.

Michael O'Leary       
Adam Sandler©
If I ever caught myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass!

Adam Sandler       
Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

Johnny Carson       



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