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David Ogilvy
A good advertisement is one which sells the product without drawing attention to itself.

David Ogilvy       
Ambrose Bierce
Vote: The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

Ambrose Bierce       
Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once.

Homer Simpson       
Think to yourself that every day is your last; the hour to which you do not look forward will come as a welcome surprise.

Horace       
Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.

Johnny Carson       
Michael O'Leary©
One thing we have looked at is maybe putting a coin slot on the toilet door so that people might actually have to spend a pound to spend a penny in the future. If someone wanted to pay £5 to go to the toilet I would carry them myself. I would wipe their bums for a fiver.

Michael O'Leary       






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