Sick, quotes

Sick - 4 quotes


First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Steve Martin

Steve Martin©

No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Kin Hubbard


I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead.

Woody Allen

Woody Allen©

I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

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