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I'm not normally a
religious
man, but if you're up there, save me,
Superman
!
Homer Simpson
3
Okay,
brain
. You don't
like
me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue
killing
you with
beer
.
Homer Simpson
5
Wait
a
minute
. I'm a
guy
like me!
Homer Simpson
2
Lisa, if the
Bible
has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that
girls
should stick to girls'
sports
, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy
boxing
and such and such.
Homer Simpson
1
A big
mountain
of
sugar
is too much for one man. I can see now why
God
portions it out in those little
packets
.
Homer Simpson
1
I don't
know
! I don't know
why
I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll
do
it
again
!
Bart Simpson
4
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