Simpsons Quotes

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I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Homer Simpson

Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!

Homer Simpson

Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

Bart Simpson

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

Homer Simpson

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

Homer Simpson

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