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I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! Homer Simpson    3

Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer. Homer Simpson    7

Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me! Homer Simpson    2

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. Homer Simpson    1

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again! Bart Simpson    3

A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets. Homer Simpson    1

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