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I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

Homer Simpson       
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson       
Wait a minute. I'm a guy like me!

Homer Simpson       
I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

Bart Simpson       
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

Homer Simpson       
I know someone holier than Jesus. (Flanders)

Homer Simpson       






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