Quotes - Simpsons


 


I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!



Bart Simpson
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Character in "The Simpsons"
I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!


Homer Simpson
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Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson
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Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once.

Homer Simpson
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Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

Homer Simpson
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