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Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you are impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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