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Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

Never confuse the size of your paycheck with the size of your talent.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you are impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right.

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