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Winston Churchill
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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George Bernard Shaw
Alcohol is a very necessary article ... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

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Dean Martin
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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