| I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill, *30-Nov-1874, † 24-Jan-1965 British politician and Nobel Prize Laureate |  |
| Alcohol is a very necessary article ... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
George Bernard Shaw, *26-July-1856, † 02-Nov-1950 Erse dramatist, author and Nobel Prize Laureate |  |
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