Sports quotes

21 quotes about sports


I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failures.

Earl Warren
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Earl Warren

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Bill Vaughan
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I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.

Rodney Dangerfield
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Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

Homer Simpson
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The trouble with referees is that they know the rules, but they do not know the game.

Bill Shankly
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