Sports quotes

21 quotes about sports

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

Homer Simpson        0
Earl Warren
I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failures.

Earl Warren        0
Winston Churchill
no sports

Winston Churchill        0
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.

Rodney Dangerfield        0
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

Homer Simpson        0


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