Sports Quotes

I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failures.

Earl Warren, 03/19/1891 - 07/09/1974

Supreme Court Justice

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Bill Vaughan

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

Homer Simpson

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.

Rodney Dangerfield

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Bill Murray

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