Quotes - Sports


 


I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failures.


Earl Warren, *19-Mar-1891, † 09-July-1974
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Supreme Court Justice
Earl Warren
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Bill Vaughan
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Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.

Muhammad Ali
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Muhammad Ali
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.


Rodney Dangerfield
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Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.

Homer Simpson
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