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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

Mitch Hedberg
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Sure, there have been deaths and injuries in boxing, but none of them serious.


Alan Minter
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Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

Bill Shankly
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If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.


Gordon Sinclair
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I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

Homer Simpson
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Academy: A modern school where football is taught.


Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.


Don Shula
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