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Man is the only creature that seems to have the time and energy to pump all his sewage out to sea, and then go swimming in it.

Miles Kington       
Galileo Galilei
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.

Galileo Galilei       
Hey, can you take the wheel for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once.

Homer Simpson       
Mark Twain
October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

Mark Twain       
Stephen Leacock
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Stephen Leacock       
Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain       



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