I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Guns are always the best method for a privat suicide. They are more stylish looking than single-edged razor blades and natural gas has got so expensive. Drugs are too chancy. You might miscalculate the dosage and just have a good time.
P. J. O'Rourke
Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself.