Tax Quotes

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

Albert Einstein, 03/14/1879 - 04/18/1955

Nobel Prize Laureate (Physics)

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Mark Twain

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Ambrose Bierce

There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further.

Wernher von Braun

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Oscar Wilde

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