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Orson Welles
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

Orson Welles       
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

Victoria Wood       
Alfred Hitchcock
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Alfred Hitchcock       
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

Gallagher       
I've got two TV guides. One on the table and one in the bathroom. I'm rich!

Al Bundy       
I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?

Homer Simpson       



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