Television Quotes

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Alfred Hitchcock, 08/13/1899 - 04/29/1980

English director

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

Orson Welles

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

Gallagher

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

Victoria Wood

I've got two TV guides. One on the table and one in the bath-room. I'm rich!

Al Bundy

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