Television Quotes

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Alfred Hitchcock, *13-Aug-1899, † 29-Apr-1980

English director

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

Gallagher

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

Orson Welles

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

Victoria Wood

I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?

Homer Simpson

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