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I haven't reported my missing
credit
card to the
police
because whoever stole it is spending less than my
wife
.
Ilie Nastase
, *19-July-1946
tennis-star and president of the Romanian Tennis Federation
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CC-BY-SA
by
Phil Guest
via
Wikimedia
Hand
: A singular
instrument
worn at the end of the
human
arm and commonly thrust into somebody's
pocket
.
Ambrose Bierce
, *24-June-1842
US author
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