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Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper.
Alfred Hitchcock
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Michael O'Leary
One thing we have looked at is maybe putting a coin slot on the toilet door so that people might actually have to spend a pound to spend a penny in the future. If someone wanted to pay £5 to go to the toilet I would carry them myself. I would wipe their bums for a fiver.

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