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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.

Gallagher       
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer Simpson       
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

Yakov Smirnoff       
I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?

Homer Simpson       
I've got two TV guides. One on the table and one in the bathroom. I'm rich!

Al Bundy       
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Homer Simpson       






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