TV Quotes
Top 10 Quotes about Tvs

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work. Gallagher    6

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. Homer Simpson    5

I am not crazy. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV? Homer Simpson    1

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. Yakov Smirnoff    4

I've got two TV guides. One on the table and one in the bathroom. I'm rich! Al Bundy    3

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! Homer Simpson    0

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