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I wish there was a
knob
on the TV to turn up the
intelligence
. There's a knob called '
brightness
', but it doesn't work.
Gallagher
6
It's not easy to
juggle
a
pregnant
wife
and a troubled
child
, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Homer Simpson
5
I am not
crazy
. It's the TV that's crazy. Aren't you, TV?
Homer Simpson
1
In
Russia
we only had two TV
channels
. Channel One was
propaganda
. Channel Two consisted of a
KGB
officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
Yakov Smirnoff
4
I've got two TV
guides
. One on the table and one in the
bathroom
. I'm
rich
!
Al Bundy
3
When will I
learn
? The answer to
life
's
problems
aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Homer Simpson
0
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