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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness', but it doesn't work.



Gallagher
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(charakter in the movie "Red Planet"?)
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

Yakov Smirnoff
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer Simpson
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Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.


Alfred Hitchcock
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Alfred Hitchcock
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Homer Simpson
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