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Ambrose Bierce
Wedding: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

Ambrose Bierce       
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Rita Rudner       
Mel Gibson
We went for breakfast ... in Canada. We made a deal: if she'd stop hooking, I'd stop shooting people. I guess we were both aiming a little high.

Mel Gibson       
Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams       
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Jackie Mason       



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