Week Quotes

6 quotes about weeks

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.

Ronnie Shakes

Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

Ambrose Bierce

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

Totie Fields

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Diana Jordan

Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Mark Twain

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen

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6 quotes about weeks