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Top Quotes about Weeks

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August. Ronnie Shakes    4

Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments. Ambrose Bierce    3

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. Totie Fields    4

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. Diana Jordan    12

Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. Mark Twain    9

©	How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? Woody Allen    5

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