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Ilie Nastase©
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Ilie Nastase       
Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams       
Oscar Wilde
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde       
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman       
Socrates
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates       
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer Simpson       



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