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Ilie Nastase©
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Ilie Nastase       
Oscar Wilde
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde       
Joey Adams
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams       
Socrates
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates       
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman       
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Patrick Murray       



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