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28 quotes about wives

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.