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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Patrick Murray       
A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.

Unknown       
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Ben Shahn       
We just disappointed 10 billion people. Not counting the ex-wives.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal       
Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams       
Ken Dodd
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Ken Dodd       






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