Top 10 Will Rogers Quotes - Quotes4all.net

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

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