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11 quotes by Will Rogers

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.