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11 quotes by Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.