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When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Dirty Harry       
Mark Twain
Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Mark Twain       
Hunter S. Thompson©
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and Holy Ghost on drums.

Hunter S. Thompson       
Winston Churchill
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

Winston Churchill       
Winston Churchill
War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.

Winston Churchill       
Mark Twain
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

Mark Twain       




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