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George Bernard Shaw
I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind.

George Bernard Shaw       
Money is what you'd get on beautifully without if only other people weren't so crazy about it.

Margaret Case Harriman       
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Dirty Harry       
Katharine Hepburn
Love' has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.

Katharine Hepburn       
Woody Allen©
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Woody Allen       
Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.

Aldous Huxley       




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