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What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?

Ronald Reagan       
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson       
Karl Marx
Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.

Karl Marx       
Will Rogers
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Will Rogers       
The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to deal with: sudden death.

Dr. Michael Phelps       
Samuel Johnson
What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.

Samuel Johnson       




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