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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

Covert Bailey       
Oh, yeah. 'That guy can't open a film. He does all those weird art movies. He works with directors whose names we can't pronounce.' ... But there are worse things you could say.

Johnny Depp       
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson       
Clint Eastwood©
This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.

Clint Eastwood       
Will Rogers
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Will Rogers       
What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?

Ronald Reagan       




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