Wife Quotes

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams, *06-Jan-1911, † 02-Dec-1999

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Ilie Nastase

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Patrick Murray

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