Wives: 14 Quotes, 1 Saying, 73 Jokes
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.



Oscar Wilde, 10/16/1854 - 11/30/1900
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Erse dramatist and author		Oscar Wilde
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams
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Joey Adams
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.


Henny Youngman
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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Ilie Nastase
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Ilie Nastase
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.


Patrick Murray
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