Wife Quotes (2)

A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.

Anonymous

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer Simpson

An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Ben Shahn

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams

I'm jealous of every man not married to you.

Al Bundy

We just disappointed 10 billion people. Not counting the ex-wives.

Dr. Quinn Burchenal

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Ken Dodd

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