Quotes - Wives


 


I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.


Patrick Murray
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates
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Socrates
I'm jealous of every man not married to you.


Al Bundy
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer Simpson
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An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.

Ben Shahn
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Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

Ken Dodd
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Ken Dodd
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams
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Joey Adams
Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!


Homer Simpson
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