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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Bill Vaughan       
If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.

Gordon Sinclair       
A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!

Al Bundy       
Katharine Hepburn
I'm a personality as well as an actress. Show me an actress who isn't a personality, and you'll show me a woman who isn't a star.

Katharine Hepburn       
Walt Disney
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Walt Disney       
Orson Welles
There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.

Orson Welles       



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