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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman       
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Emo Philips       
I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

Mike Binder       
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.

Brendon Francis       
Mae West
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

Mae West       
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

Marlene Dietrich       






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