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Put your hand on a
hot
stove
for a
minute
, and it seems like an
hour
. Sit with a pretty
girl
for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's
relativity
.
Albert Einstein
22
Men
are
simple
things. They can
survive
a whole
weekend
with only three things:
beer
, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Diana Jordan
11
©
Last
night
I discovered a new form of
oral
contraceptive
. I asked a
girl
to go to
bed
with me and she said no.
Woody Allen
8
What
delights
us in
visible
beauty
is the
invisible
.
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
6
It's not easy to
juggle
a
pregnant
wife
and a troubled
child
, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of
TV
a day.
Homer Simpson
5
Bachelors
should be heavily
taxed
. It is not
fair
that some men should be
happier
than others.
Oscar Wilde
7
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