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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Diana Jordan       
Steve Martin©
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.

Steve Martin       
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Homer Simpson       
Woody Allen©
Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

Woody Allen       
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
What delights us in visible beauty is the invisible.

Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach       
A good idea, only be sure to make a copy of everything before getting rid of it.

Samuel Goldwyn       



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