Woman Quotes

73 quotes about women

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.

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