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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.


Elayne Boosler
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Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.


Al Bundy
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My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

Woody Allen
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Woody Allen
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.


Mae West
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Mae West
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

Friedrich Nietzsche
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.


Billy Crystal
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.


Nicole Hollander
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.


Aristoteles Onassis
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