Woman Quotes (3)

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.

Margaret Thatcher

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman

If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else.

Gordon Sinclair

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Bill Vaughan

Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Homer Simpson

A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.

Anonymous

Beauty: The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Ambrose Bierce

Every woman should marry an archaeologist because she grows increasingly attractive to him as she grows increasingly to resemble a ruin.

Agatha Christie

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