Woman Quotes (4)

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood

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by Martin Kraft
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How do you write woman so well? I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

Jack Nicholson

Jack Nicholson

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by Franz Richter
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Woman might be able to fake orgasms. But man can fake whole relationships.

Sharon Stone

Sharon Stone

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by Roland Godefroy
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Emo Philips

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Joey Adams

Joey Adams

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.

Orson Welles

Orson Welles

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

Roseanne

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Patrick Murray

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