Woman Quotes (5)

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Patrick Murray

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

Mae West

Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.

Wernher von Braun

It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.

Margaret Thatcher

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I'm a personality as well as an actress. Show me an actress who isn't a personality, and you'll show me a woman who isn't a star.

Katharine Hepburn

No woman in my time will be Prime Minister...

Margaret Thatcher

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Walt Disney

A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree!

Al Bundy

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