Woody Allen Quotes (2)

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

Woody Allen

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My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

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Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.

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Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

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If my films make even one more person feel miserable, I'll feel I've done my job.

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead.

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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

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