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I wish the world was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper.
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Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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Bureaucratic time, which is slower than geologic time but more expensive than time spent with Madame Claude's girls in Paris.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Winston Churchill
Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.
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Albert Einstein
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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