I wish the world was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper. Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you. Bureaucratic time, which is slower than geologic time but more expensive than time spent with Madame Claude's girls in Paris. The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash. Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. 
