Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. Ambrose Bierce
If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. Johnny Depp