Similar quotesMarriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams 
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint Eastwood 
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Spike Milligan 
A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.
Pearl S. Buck 
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
Richard Jeni 